Yesterday I caught Claire reading her Children's Bible to herself. Here is what I heard...
Claire: And then God made the world. And He made the stars and the flowers. It was soooo beautiful.
Me, thinking to myself: What a sweet girl! She must really listen during Sunday School class.
Claire: And then God made Jesus.
Me: I'll have to tell her Sunday School teacher how much she's learning in her class!
Claire: He was bald.
Me: She's so smart to remember all that-wait, what did she say?
Claire: And then there was a mean man. He was not bald. And then he said 'You bet, Jesus."
Me: OK, so she's taken some liberty with the details, but she's got the gist of it, right?