Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Out of the Mouths of Babes


The following is a list of things I've yanked or fished out of Arden Kate's mouth in the last 24 hours:

1. Blue chalk (non-toxic)--much blue foaming of the mouth

2. AAA battery--saw this happen in slow motion and couldn't quite get there fast enough

3. Toilet paper--from the roll, thankfully

4. Plastic hair band

5. Claire's toes--this caused quite a scene

6. Toilet paper

7. Grass

8. Black marker--washable, non-toxic (thank you, Crayola)

9. Claire's full sippy cup--no apparent intolerance to cow's milk

10. Dryer lint

11. Toilet paper--why haven't I learned to close the bathroom doors?

12. Mail

13. Flip flops

14. Toilet paper--seriously, close the door!


She's turning out to be worse than the dog was at almost one year old. At least we could put Annie in a kennel.

3 comments:

Lisa said...

I'm seriously laughing out loud. I really wish I could have seen the blue chalk incident...well, that and having Claire's toes in her mouth.

Cortney said...

Mer--you are hysterical! I have been seriously cracking up at your posts. It just seems like yesterday that I was pulling the live centipede out of Cade's mouth. Luckily, he has moved on to safer things, like rocks.

ashley said...

Mer-
THat sweet little baby....feed this child! The thought of my niece having to eat batteries for dinner...awful! Just kidding...you are the funniest "blogger" I know. I love reading them. I can hear you saying everything..too funny!

Love ya