Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Out of the Mouths of Babes

The following is a list of things I've yanked or fished out of Arden Kate's mouth in the last 24 hours:

1. Blue chalk (non-toxic)--much blue foaming of the mouth

2. AAA battery--saw this happen in slow motion and couldn't quite get there fast enough

3. Toilet paper--from the roll, thankfully

4. Plastic hair band

5. Claire's toes--this caused quite a scene

6. Toilet paper

7. Grass

8. Black marker--washable, non-toxic (thank you, Crayola)

9. Claire's full sippy cup--no apparent intolerance to cow's milk

10. Dryer lint

11. Toilet paper--why haven't I learned to close the bathroom doors?

12. Mail

13. Flip flops

14. Toilet paper--seriously, close the door!

She's turning out to be worse than the dog was at almost one year old. At least we could put Annie in a kennel.


Lisa said...

I'm seriously laughing out loud. I really wish I could have seen the blue chalk incident...well, that and having Claire's toes in her mouth.

Cortney said...

Mer--you are hysterical! I have been seriously cracking up at your posts. It just seems like yesterday that I was pulling the live centipede out of Cade's mouth. Luckily, he has moved on to safer things, like rocks.

ashley said...

THat sweet little baby....feed this child! The thought of my niece having to eat batteries for dinner...awful! Just kidding...you are the funniest "blogger" I know. I love reading them. I can hear you saying everything..too funny!

Love ya